Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
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What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
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What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire, Hot Wheels
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
