Kids jokes

Emo kid

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Kid

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Wanna go ride a bike?

Memes

Down Syndrome

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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  • Cow

    A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."

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  • Diarrhea

    Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

    When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

    I said, "I shit you not."

    Teacher

    So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

    A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

    Dark Humor

    Kid: "What's dark humor?"

    Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

    Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

    Mom: "Exactly."

    Depression

    You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

    Michael Jackson

    When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

    Priest

    Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

    Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

    Emo kid

    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

    To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

    You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

    Sister

    Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

    Kid 1: "As if."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

    Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

    Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

    Orphan

    Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

    Teacher. What?

    Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

    Teacher. Why water?

    Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.