Kids jokes

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

A starving homeless kid asks me for food.

I said, "sorry, my plate is full."

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...

Man, I love working at an orphanage.

What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?

A 9mm.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."

Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5