Kids jokes
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
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What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.