Kids jokes

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

Get off of here, kids!

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."