Kids jokes

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

I can smell your kids!

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Get off of here, kids!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"