Kids jokes
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.