Kids jokes
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Me when i was 7 be like
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.