Kids jokes
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.