Kids jokes
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Get off of here, kids!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Memes
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.