Kids jokes

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".