Kids jokes

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces!! HAHAHA

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.

He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

What makes depressed kids jump?

Bridges!