Kids jokes

Kid

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

Basement

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Fanbase

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Memes

Child Abuse

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

Pear

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

Grape

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

Father's Day

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

Hook

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

Adoption

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Orphan

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Dad

Why do some kids have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.