Kids jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"