Kids jokes
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.