Kids jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Memes
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"