Kids jokes
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?