Kids jokes
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
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LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
An obese kid farts.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.