Kids jokes
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Memes
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.