Kids jokes

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces!! HAHAHA

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

Elementary school kids: School is fun.

Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

VOTING SEMIFINAL 2

LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke.

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”

So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

An obese kid farts.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.