Kids jokes

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

What do emo kids and apples have in common?

They both hang off trees.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.