Kids jokes
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Memes
*Sniffs kids*
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"