Kids jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.