Kids jokes

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?

I spy.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.