What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Kids Jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
