Kids jokes
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.