Kids jokes
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.