When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Kids Jokes
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
