You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
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What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
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Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
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What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
