Kids jokes
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.