Kids jokes
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Get off of here, kids!
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.