How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree.... but the tree left them hanging...
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
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How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
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I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
