Kids jokes
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.