What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
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What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
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*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
a depressed kid went to go high five a tree
but the tree let him hanging
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Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
