Kids Jokes

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

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What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.