Kids jokes
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.