What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
Whatโs the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why did Ms. Grapes ๐ want to marry Mr. Grapes ๐?
Because she loves raisin kids.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."