What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
