Kids jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Memes
Me when i was 7 be like
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.