Kids jokes

Pedo

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🀣

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Dark Humor

    My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

    Memes

    Michael Jackson

    What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

    Present

    What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

    Halo

    Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

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  • Depression

    What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

    Orphanage

    When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

    Man

    I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

    What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

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  • Kid

    What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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  • Pedophile

    What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

    Raisin

    Why did Ms. Grapes πŸ‡ want to marry Mr. Grapes πŸ‡?

    Because she loves raisin kids.

    Depression

    A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

    The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."