Kids jokes
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.