Kids jokes
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.