Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Kids Jokes
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
