Kids jokes

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.