Kids jokes

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

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    • BULLY vs. QUIET KID

    Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

    Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

    QUIET KID WINS

    I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

    I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

    I think we know why.

    Dad: Are you gay?

    Kid: Yes.

    10 days later.

    Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

    Dad: I thought you were gay?

    Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

    Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

    When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

    A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

    God, I love working at an orphanage!

    A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

    And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.