Kids jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.