Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Kids Jokes
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
