What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Kids Jokes
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
