What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Kids Jokes
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
