Kids jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.