Kids jokes

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.