Corona Virus

Corona Virus Jokes

Toilet Paper

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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  • School

    Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.

    Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!

    Prank

    2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

    2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

    Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

    Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

    Virus

    I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

    Job

    So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

    One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.