Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

Kid: I have the corona virus

Nurse: here is an ice pack

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other…I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus