Kid jokes

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down, sport!