Kid jokes
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.