Kid jokes
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
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Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.