Kid jokes

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down, sport!

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

What touches kids and is made out of plastic?

Michael Jackson, hee hee!

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.