Kid jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.