Kid jokes
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.