Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
