Kick jokes
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
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Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.