Kick jokes
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
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Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.