A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says โyou better stop the bus today because Iโm not picking you upโ and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says โstopโ (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says โstopโ (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says โI donโt care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that busโ so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says โStop!โ The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says โwhyโd you run that poor kid overโ and he responds โโcause he was making fun of meโ (in a retarded voice)
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding thatโs not funny my friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped of a kurb stone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped gravity was no more.
what is the diffrence between a babie and a tramoline?
you take your shoes off to jump on one.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
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When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
Is laughing a problem? Laughing at what? I want to jump. Jump- what? Jump of the hook