im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
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why do emos love jumping in water. Because it invaulves a rope
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
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yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
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When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
