So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
