what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
What did 1 orphan say to the other orphan? Robin! Jump in the bat mobile.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
how do you get an emo kid to jump
a bridge
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
