Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the eventđĄ
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? Theyâre both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, youâre pretty much screwed.
why do emos love jumping in water. Because it invaulves a rope
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on itâs brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves itâs paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until heâs out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says âWow that is amazing, what is in that canâ the man looks at the can and reads the label âHair restorer, with a permanent waveâ.
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
I have a twin towers model in my room. It got infested with jumping spiders
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
I love Jumping off Cliffs
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! âŹď¸âŹď¸âĄď¸âŹ ď¸
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
One thing you can ask mario.
Can you jump up and down for me
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
yo hair line is as accurate as my jump shot
Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
-Tommyinnit
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is âdicks and pussies!â Johnny asks " whatâs that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dadâs in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says âyou go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.â So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zeleâs steels balls
Iâm gonna jump to my death. Donât worry. I wonât jump far. Just off this chair here...
