Joke jokes
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
I am the joke.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Your mom is a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!