Joke jokes
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.