Joke jokes
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
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What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.