One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
the feather. the rope stopped the kid
what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,
a kinder surprise egg.
You know what’s impossible Steven Walking
What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between A pile of dead babies, and a ferrari... I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
I wanted to see if she was Anorexic, So I through a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a Hula hoop or inhale it.
when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
