Joke jokes
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Cut.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Cheesiest jokes.