Joke jokes
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Memes
those one people that joke around to much
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They donโt use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, thatโs why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.