Joke

Joke jokes

Daughter

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

Band

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Memes

Woman

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

A: A knife has a point.

Heart

me: I'm going to steal your heart.

her: omg that's so romantic!!

me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Suicide

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

Kid

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

A byebyesexual.

Crocodile

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Kit Kat

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Cop

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

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  • Emo

    I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

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  • Friend

    What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Racecar

    If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

    But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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