Joke jokes
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.