Joke jokes

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Do you know Biden?

Biden on these nuts.

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

How do you stop constipation?

You scare the crap outta them.

(Crap is another word for poop.)

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

Wanna hear a joke? Me.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Why did the skunk cross the road?

To get to the odor side!

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.