Joke

Joke jokes

Number

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

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  • Daughter

    Daughter: Mommy?

    Mom: Hey.

    Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

    Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

    Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

    Memes

    Band

    Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

    A. System of a Down's syndrome.

    Woman

    Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

    A: A knife has a point.

    Heart

    me: I'm going to steal your heart.

    her: omg that's so romantic!!

    me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Suicide

    When someone tells me to kill myself,

    Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

    Kid

    What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

    A byebyesexual.

    Crocodile

    What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

    One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

    Kit Kat

    ⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

    What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

    A Kit Kat

    Cop

    All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

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  • Emo

    I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

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  • Friend

    What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Racecar

    If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

    But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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