Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
your hair line is so back it looks like will smith slapped it
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Why dis the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call a father.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
a byebyesexual.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
