Joke jokes
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I crashed into those motherfuckers! ๐๐๐
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
โ ๏ธIโm not racist itโs just a jokeโ ๏ธ
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Whoโs there?
To.
To who?
No, โto whom.โ
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They donโt use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, thatโs why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.