Joke jokes
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.