Joke jokes
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
AOT > ur fav anime.