Joke jokes
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Suck my cheetah.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.