Joke

Joke jokes

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Orphanage

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Adoption

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Request

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Girl

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Uranus

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Orphan

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀