My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Skeppy is the joke.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)