Joke jokes
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀