Joke jokes

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Wow, no SP jokes?

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

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My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.