Joke jokes
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"