Joke

Joke Jokes

Friend

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

Google

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Covid

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Emoji

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Day

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Kid

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Role

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Death

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)