Joke jokes
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!