Joke jokes
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Skeppy is the joke.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Wow, no SP jokes?
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.