Joke jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Suck my cheetah.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Fatherless jokes.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."