Joke jokes
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!