Joke jokes
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.