Joke jokes

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Suck my cheetah.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Andrew Tate.

(That's the joke!)

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Fatherless jokes.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.