Joke jokes
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.