Joke jokes
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Lenard is a joke.
I should just flush this joke away.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."