Joke jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!