Joke jokes
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Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Fatherless jokes.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! š