Joke jokes
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.