Joke jokes
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"