Joke jokes
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.