Joke jokes

What do you call a depressed person?

Me.

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry peeling onions!

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."