Joke jokes
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I should just flush this joke away.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.