Joke jokes
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
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Your love life.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.