Joke jokes
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Ashten Parkes
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.