Joke jokes
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.