Joke jokes
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
joe mama roast
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."