Joke jokes
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
joe mama roast
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)