Joke jokes
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Stop the orphan jokes!
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"