Joke jokes
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What goes moo? Cow.
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I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T