Joke jokes
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
This is so damn funny!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...