Joke jokes
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.