Joke jokes
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣