Joke jokes
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Not funny, guys!
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.