Joke jokes
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What did the creep do when the woman said, โMake yourself at home?โ
He hid in her attic.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What are the four letters you donโt want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Me after Taco Bell, "Iโm about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Whatโs the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Whatโs the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! ๐๐
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.