Joke jokes
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!