Joke jokes

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Can you walk the dog for me?

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

What comes after 69?

Period.

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.

Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?

Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.

Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.

Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!

Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...

NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄

Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?

NOTHING!

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

Where did the mushroom kill himself?

In the mushroom.

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.