Joke jokes
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.