Joke jokes
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.