Joke jokes
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
I don't have time to write this joke.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
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Your love life.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.