Joke jokes
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.