Joke jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Let's have toast in the bath.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!