Joke jokes
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
This is a joke in itself.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"