Joke jokes
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
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A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!