Joke jokes
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Not funny, guys!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.