Joke jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.