Joke jokes
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
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