Joke jokes
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
joe mama roast
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.