Joke jokes
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Lol me be like
You are the joke.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?