Joke jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Let's have toast in the bath.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
*insert a joke here*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.