Joke jokes
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.