Joke jokes
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.