Joke jokes
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What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!