Joke jokes
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.