Joke jokes

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Wanna hear a long joke?

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why did the orange start blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...

Then it hit me!

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Yo' mama is a joke.

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His shoulder.

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.