Joke jokes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.