Joke jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
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A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"