Joke jokes
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
BAHAHA
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.