Joke jokes
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Your mom #69.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.