Joke jokes
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Worst joke.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!