Joke jokes
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.