Joke jokes
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.