Joke jokes
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.