Joke jokes

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.