Joke jokes
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs? Lean beef.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.