Joke jokes
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Most of the jokes are trash.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.