Joke jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.