Joke jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.

What did the duck eat for lunch?

Soup and quackers.

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the side that he was not on.

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

"It's dye-ing."

JOKES

1. my life 2. pat as a cat.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?

What is a necrophiliac's safe word?

"I'm alive!"

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.