Joke jokes
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Funni Joke.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.