Joke jokes
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day. It wasn't that funny. So I just Snickered.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
A treatment joke.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!