Joke jokes
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
The convoy truckers are a joke.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.