Joke jokes
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.