Joke jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
kiibati orojo?
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!