Joke jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Not funny joke.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.