Joke jokes
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
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What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I am an Indian joke.