Joke jokes
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.