Joke jokes
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.