Joke jokes

I love jokes!

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

A bear is like your best mate, Harry.

If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.