Joke jokes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
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How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Orphan jokes? They protest.