Joke jokes
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What is a good time?
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.