Joke jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.