Joke jokes
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol