Joke jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.