Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
A B C deez nuts!
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.