What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Joke Jokes
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
