Joke jokes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
A B C deez nuts!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.