Joke jokes
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.