Joke jokes
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.