Joke jokes
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
A B C deez nuts!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.