Joke jokes
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.