Joke jokes
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”