Joke jokes
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
A B C deez nuts!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)