Joke jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.