Joke jokes
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.