Joke jokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.