Joke jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.