Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Joke Jokes
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
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