Joke jokes
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
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