Joke jokes
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.