Joke jokes
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.