Joke jokes
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.