This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Joke Jokes
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
