Joke jokes
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."