Joke jokes
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
The only joke here is the topic.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.