Joke jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
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Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.