Joke jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.