Joke

Joke jokes

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

Indian

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Math class

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Boomerang

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Hell

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

Number

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

Victim

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Accident

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Smile

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.