Joke jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”