Joke jokes
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯