Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Joke Jokes
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
