Joke jokes
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
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A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
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Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.