Joke

Joke jokes

Titanic

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Credit

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Girl

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Plane

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Orphan

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Grandfather

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."