What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Joke Jokes
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Cheesiest jokes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
