Joke jokes
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Cheesiest jokes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I told a chemistry joke once.
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