Joke jokes
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?