Joke jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.