Joke jokes
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!