Joke jokes
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Allahu Akbar!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.