Joke

Joke jokes

Mother

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

Road

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

Cat

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

Brag

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Nun

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

Prostitution

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

Leprechaun

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Gender

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Face

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.