Joke jokes
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.