Joke

Joke jokes

Cardboard box

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

Vein

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

Because everything they do is in vein.

Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

911

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Memes

Blonde

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Country song

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Antenna

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

People

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

Orgasm

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

Stereotype

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

Drone

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Blonde joke

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

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  • Hitler

    what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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