Joke jokes
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
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What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!