Joke jokes
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
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Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”