Joke jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
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