Joke jokes
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Lessi
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.