Joke jokes
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.