Joke jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!