Joke

Joke jokes

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Number

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Mom

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Orphan

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Impairment

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Marriage License

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!