This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Joke Jokes
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
