Joke jokes
Why did the loo đźš˝ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I have it.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.