Joke jokes
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
I can't think of any jokes.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.