Joke jokes
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.