Joke jokes
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.