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Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Guitar

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Stoner

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Mustache

"Knock knock?"

"Mustache."

"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"

Kid

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

Math

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

He won the No Bell Prize!

Floor

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

Bullshit

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Refrigerator

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Dream

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.