Joke jokes
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
My joke is:
My life.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.