Joke jokes
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀