Joke Jokes

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫

VOTING SEMIFINAL 1

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

Vote for the better joke.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

What is one plus one?

It's TOO hard!

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?

He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.