Joke jokes
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.