What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
If you don ฬt like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ฬt know it cut that deep.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
i have many jokes about unemployed people but sadly none on them seemed to have worked
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
โ ๏ธIโm not racist itโs just a jokeโ ๏ธ
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you donโt understand the genders of deer you wonโt understand it.)
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
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