Joke jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.