What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
