Joke jokes
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Always that kid :
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."