Joke jokes
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Memes
BAHAHA
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.