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What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
