Joke jokes
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.