Joke

Joke jokes

Well

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn't see that well.

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  • Disabled

    I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

    Funeral

    They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

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  • Memes

    Poor

    You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • MVP

    MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

    Depression

    What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

    Covid

    Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

    Son (in a happy tone): I know.

    Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

    Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

    Free Willy

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

    They both came in a little behind.

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  • Blonde

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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