Joke jokes
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Memes
BAHAHA
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.