Joke jokes
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
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What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝