Joke jokes

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

How did a blonde commit suicide?

She jumped from the basement window.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.

I apologize for my grammar.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn't see that well.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.