Joke jokes
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Memes
Joke turned serious
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.